The enigmatic and charismatic lead radio personality of F.A.K.E. Radio is a voice that commands attention. At 38 years old, Max has mastered the art of blending sharp wit with absurdity, creating an on-air persona that leaves listeners both entertained and questioning their own reality. His background is a mystery, much like the station he helms, but one thing is clear Max thrives on pushing boundaries and testing the limits of what’s believable.

With a deep, authoritative voice that carries both gravitas and irony, Max leads the charge in presenting fake news, ridiculous headlines, and outlandish theories, all with a straight face. His dry humor and deadpan delivery make him the perfect ringleader for the madness at F.A.K.E. Radio. Though nothing at the station is real, Max’s ability to captivate an audience is undeniable. Whether he's spinning wild tales or poking fun at the absurdity of modern media, Max is the glue holding F.A.K.E. Radio’s chaotic world together

At 35, Cal is the eccentric and endlessly entertaining co-host of F.A.K.E. Radio, hailing from the conspiracy capital of the world, Roswell, New Mexico. Raised in the shadow of UFO lore and alien rumors, Cal has spent his life obsessing over the unexplained, the mysterious, and the downright bizarre. From government mind-control experiments to moon landings filmed on soundstages, if there’s a conspiracy theory out there, Cal not only believes it but champions it with fiery passion on-air.

 He brings that energy and unshakable belief in the unbelievable to every broadcast. His wild theories often leave producer Abe Henderson rolling his eyes, but Cal’s enthusiasm keeps listeners coming back for more. Whether ranting about fluoride or secret moon bases, Cal is convinced the truth is out there, and he's on a mission to uncover it.

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At 42, Abe is the producer of F.A.K.E.Radio, the station where nothing is real, but his headaches definitely are. A former U.S. Army veteran, Abe spent over a decade in the military, serving in communications and logistics. After retiring, he sought a calm, steady career, but instead stumbled into the bizarre world of radio. Now, he tries (and often fails) to keep the chaos at F.A.K.E.Radio under control. Known for his deadpan humor and quick problem-solving, Abe is the station's grounding force, juggling the wild antics of conspiracy-obsessed co-host Cal McCoy and the unpredictable street reporter Elroy McNeil. Though his military days taught him discipline and focus, nothing could have prepared him for the madness that comes with producing a show where reality is constantly bent. Abe’s patience is tested daily, but his sense of duty and loyalty keep him at the helm, managing the chaos with a sigh and a sense of reluctant responsibility. 

At 29, Elroy is the fearless and wildly enthusiastic street reporter for F.A.K.E. Radio, always on the hunt for the most unbelievable stories and outlandish fake facts. Hailing from parts unknown, Elroy's insatiable curiosity and knack for finding the bizarre keep him constantly on the move. Whether he's tracking down the latest Bigfoot sighting in suburbia or interviewing a chicken claiming to be the mayor, Elroy approaches every assignment with unshakable conviction.

His reporting style is a mix of breathless excitement and sheer absurdity, making him the perfect fit for a station where nothing is real. Elroy’s passion for the truth—no matter how fabricated it might be—keeps listeners hooked, waiting for his next impossible scoop. Though his stories often border on the ridiculous, his commitment to the craft is genuine, and he brings a unique energy to every segment. In the world of F.A.K.E. Radio, Elroy is the man on the ground, chasing nonsense with gusto.